For some, it’s that magnificent purple couch that is too big for their lounge and now sits alone in the garage. For others, it’s that monster of an exercise machine that you bought with such good intentions which now stands idle in neglect. Except for the happy insect families living in your undesirables, no one likes a hoarder. Satisfy your inner squirrel, but take up someone else’s space with today’s Groupon by paying R900 for three months of self-storage at YoStorage.
Everyone has that embarrassing family relic or criminally kitsch item that for some peculiar reason they just love. For that specific purpose, YoStorage might as well have a distinctive non-discriminatory policy where even the most cringe-worthy items will not be judged or sent away in humiliation. Even though that man probably is laughing at your two-foot Mickey Mouse statue, you can store anything and everything with YoStorage’s private 182 storage units that are equivalent to the size of one garage. Each unit is fire-proof and comes with a personal padlocking device to keep at bay those irksome items which seem to haunt your every step.
Today’s Groupon only covers storage costs for three months, but there is an option available to extend your contract with them at full price. Where the Groupon covers an 18m2 storage unit, YoStorage boasts an extensive range of units in practically every size. Whether you extend it or salvage your shameful goodies after three months, at least the skeletons in your closet will be safely locked inside and you’ll finally be able to park your car in the garage.
Fact in storage: In the first and only year of his reign, King Tobias, a notorious germaphobe in Medieval Britain, commissioned one of largest storage vaults of all time. Because of his phobia, the king preferred his court not to use the same trumpet more than once, but still insisted that they were sounded every time he entered a room. The storage room housed over 10, 000 used trumpets.