Women of all ages, characters and handbag sizes will agree that the whole “half empty half full” cup theory is all well and good – as long as it isn’t applied to bust size. Avoid being stuck with half a cup and rather let your cup spilleth over with today’s Groupon: four sessions of IPL Breast Enhancement for R999 at Fat Blasters.
Though trying to get yourself onto an extreme makeover show involves making an audition tape and letting strange people ravage your wardrobe, a session at Fat Blasters can be squeezed in during lunch. Using the highly effective and thrillingly innovative IPL Breast Enhancement system, each session lasts no longer than a slightly extended lunch hour and doesn’t have any downtime, bed confinement or leave embarrassing bruising. With a sanitary and stylish salon, the highly trained technicians at Fat Blasters are mammary masters and truly do know breast when it comes to the development of décolletage.
As a non-invasive and painless procedure, IPL (Intense Pulsed Light) laughs in the face of silicone, incisions and creepy Dr Chopnslice. By encouraging the production of oestrogen, the laser stimulates the natural growth system; the period of growth which is usually experienced during puberty and pregnancy. By mimicking natural growth, the procedure is about as harmful as a ball of fluff – however, it is not suitable for those who’ve already had breast enhancement surgery and those who are looking for a breast life.
Put the va-va-voom back into your vests and the confidence back into your strut with four sessions of non-invasive IPL Breast Enhancement.
Mammary Fact: In the early 1800’s, Victorian women used a wrap made of ammonia-soaked burlap and pickled eggs to flatten their chests.