Pay R196.50 instead of R655 for a full make-up consultation and application for one person, followed by a professional photo shoot for up to ten people with Max Studios (save 70%)

Studies have shown that mafia mobsters’ greatest torture device is a photo album of the victim in question’s “younger days”. Make sure you don’t fall victim to any bribes with today’s deal: a full make-up consultation and application for one person, followed by a professional photo shoot for up to ten people with Max Studios for R196.50.

Much like a magician’s bag of tricks, Max’s Studios is filled with professional delights, each of them beneficial for a stellar professional photo shoot. Start by treating yourself to a make-up consultation, application and hairstyling, or if someone else in your party is more deserving, you’re welcome to make them the star of your shoot. A lesson in beautifying your face and hair is included in the consultation, meaning that there’ll be plenty more beautiful face and hair days to come.

After the enlightening session, yours and up to ten other faces and torsos will be professionally positioned in poses for pretty pictures. Whether you bring along your family, round up your friends or invite the enigmatic caretaker at work, as long as they bring along two outfits, they are more than welcome to join in. Having more than seven years of experience, the resident photographer will guide and direct you, making sure your photos put the ones you’ve taken before to shame.

Of course, with a trigger-happy professional photographer, pouting and posing comes as a requirement. Placing emphasis on providing a quality service and experience, the Max Studios staff will in no way disappoint you, making sure that even the most ludicrous poses make you and your party look like supermodels. The ten digitally touched up photos, one A5 print and five jumbo prints will be a collection of pictures, worthy of being put up on national road billboards, and capable of getting any self-respecting mafia mobsters off your heels.

Camera Fact: In the vegetable section of a supermarket, Marta Johannes became the first person who was caught showering herself in white chocolate sprinkles on camera. In later years it was discovered that this behaviour was directly linked to a rare illness brought on by aliens.