A significant symbol of Christmas and all things ribbon wrapped, Santa Claus is the original bearer of the big belly; a look which inspired many to say sayonara to slim hips and grow their bellies to resemble a jolly Humpty Dumpty. Avoid being chased by millions of children screaming “presents” and forgo the fat for a healthier physique when you save up to 70% on Laser Lipo sessions at Contour Clinic.
- Pay R385 for two sessions of laser lipo, valued at R1100
- Pay R660 for four sessions of laser lipo, valued at R2200
With the help of Contour Clinic and their magical laser lipo machine, distance yourself from your tubby tormentor with a non-invasive and non-surgical procedure. Used by thousands all over the world, this innovative technology is the solution to ending fat’s unholy reign without dull diets or exhausting exercise. More advanced than a time-travelling hamster, laser lipo offers minimal side-effects and no down-time; giving you the body you’ve always wanted in record time.
As simple as this guy named Simon, the process involves low level lasers gently penetrating the surface below the dermis; attacking the fat cells and forcing them to release their contents. Ideal for stubborn fat that doesn’t believe in budging, laser lipo targets the fat you want gone for a fraction of the cost of liposuction.
As with anything – except chocolate – the more sessions the better, but with just one session of laser lipo the difference will be as noticeable as an ostrich riding a bouncy ball through a mall; you won’t miss it.Fatty Fact: In Alaska, it was widely believed that the nursery rhyme “Ring around the Rosy” held the secrets to instant weight-loss. This misconception came from the verse “a pocket full of posies” which the Alaskans thought held dietary significance – going as far as to create a diet where they only drank tea made of posies. No one but the 19th century Alaskans understood the connection, leaving it shrouded in mystery.