Two reflexology sessions for R250 at Zahra Taggart, valued at R670 (save 63%)

Relaxed people with no kids, spouses or jobs often use the line ‘bro, just go with the flow’. However if the flow is blocked, especially at the end of the year, going with it isn’t all that simple, bro. Unblock your body's congestions and rebalance your body, ready for the new year with today's Groupon – Pay R250 for 2 reflexology treatments at Zahra Taggart.

Like a giant ant hill, the body consists of hundreds of tunnels called meridians. Meridians are energy channels through which the energy travels for holidays in every part of the body. These channels often get blocked by negative energy and stress toxins causing illness, imbalances and friends to say ‘jeez, no need to bite my head off’. With the help of Zahra’s nimble fingers and magnets, the therapeutic foot massage and ear acupressure unblocks these energy congestions, leaving you to face both the festive season and new year with your best foot first. This is achieved through massaging the pressure points on the ears and feet which connect to the meridians. The magnet aids in the massage technique and won’t draw massive chunks of iron out of the ears.

The treatment holds many great benefits for your body and your friends. The body is left less susceptible to disease thanks to increased cellular energy levels, but this doesn’t mean you get a cell phone out of the deal. However, it does mean you leave feeling as happy as if you found a brand new smartphone under the sofa cushion. A foot and ear treatment improves blood circulation, relieves back pain and is good motivation to wash behind the ears for a change. The treatment also restores the body’s acid-alkaline (pH) balance to leave you feeling and acting less like a lemon and more like a sparkly soap bubble of joy.

Ant fact: Giant Beltic Ants capture their prey in bubbles that they blow through their pupils. A Portuguese toy company recently started collecting these super strong bubbles and selling them. “Dead-bug-in-a-bubble” has become a huge hit among kids in Portugal.