Pay R323 for a 6-in-1 hypnotherapy package with online support and a weight-loss guide at Weller Associates, valued at R2195 (save 85%)

The superhero The Hypnotican might not sound familiar to many people but that’s only because he has in fact hypnotised the entire planet. In order for his existence to remain a secret, the Hypnotican put the world under his hypnotic influence by performing a special ceremony live on international TV during the soccer world cup. He wiped that from your memory too. Discover the true power of hypnosis with today’s Groupon; pay R323 for a 6-in-1 hypnotherapy package at Weller Associates, valued at R2195.

Many people believe that the only way to be hypnotised is to go up on a stage in front of a large audience and undergo public ridicule at your own expense. Rather than putting your dignity in the hands of a caped stranger, wield the power of hypnosis in your own. With Weller Associates’ uniquely designed self-hypnosis packages you’ll be in complete control and whether you decide to make yourself bark like a dog or flap your arms like wings is up to you alone. More importantly though, by harnessing the power of your subconscious you can achieve amazing feats in self-improvement purely through self-hypnosis.

Weller Associates offer several hypnotic tracks which will help you deal with, and overcome, issues specific to you. Many people struggle with weight-loss, largely because they don’t have the time to exercise regularly and many supplements are ineffective or simply too expensive. With self-hypnosis you can lose weight the natural way, the process is gradual but results are permanent and you won’t have to force yourself to survive on a rabbit’s diet. Weller also offers tracks dedicated to combating, and eliminating the fear of rejection, learning to say “no” when it matters most and also how to develop an awesome. The programme will show you how to build up a powerful reserve of emotional energy, ready at a moment’s notice, like water behind a dam’s sluice gates. Being confident is a state of mind, and it’s something that others can pick up immediately. Develop supreme confidence that will give you the edge and deliver results in every situation.

All tracks come in convenient MP3 format, so you can listen to them whenever and wherever. Simply visit www.hypnotictracks.com/vouchercode.php, enter your Groupon code and wait for the file which will be delivered straight to your email inbox.

The 6-track bundle you will receive includes:

Relaxation & confidence
Fear of rejection
Weight loss
Saying no
Increased energy
Supreme business confidence 

How to order:

1. Purchase Groupon
2. Wait for deal to close to receive your Groupon
3. Visit: www.hypnotictracks.com/vouchercode.php and enter your name, email address and Groupon code
4. Your audio hypnotic tracks will be delivered to your email inbox with the subject line "Lifestyle package"

Spammy fact: Following an unfortunate hypnotic performance in a downtown bar, a young deodorant salesman was made to believe that ham would be the next big scent. Unable to un-hypnotise the man went to enormous lengths to find the fabled scent, and eventually settled for rubbing tinned span under his arms. He remains unmarried.