Pay R450 for Wrinkle Killer Snake Serum, valued at R1680 (save 73%)

Facing the consequences means owning up for some, being reprimanded for others; and for faces; losing a staring competition to Gravity. Beat face fiends with today’s Groupon: pay R450 for Wrinkle Killer Snake Serum.

Taking a bite out of aging, the non-invasive Wrinkle Killer Snake Serum is an effective formula that may leave skin smoother than Professor X’s bald head. A natural, non-invasive alternative to cosmetic treatments, the serum can smooth complexions, oxygenate the skin and leave facades with an appearance more youthful than a babe. Fighting off wrinkles with force and ninja-serum skill, the formula poses as the perfect partner for every cosmetics cabinet.

With a combination of oxygen and a formula replicating the Temple Viper’s venom, the Snake Serum may reduce wrinkles in a process that some compare to the effects of Botulinum Toxin. Syn-ake, the active ingredient, is a nuero-peptide which reduces muscle contraction and has been proven to reduce the appearance of wrinkles, leaving skin prettier than a peach. With a built-in preventative effect, the oxygenated neuro-peptide also encourages cell respiration which has a plumping effect on the skin.