It is a little known fact that ostriches, penguins and other flightless birds at one stage had fully functional wings which allowed them to fly, but due to their constant negativity and bad self-image issues these became obsolete and they lost the ability to fly. As it turns out, having wings had nothing to do with it as Peter Pan proved when he thought happy thoughts and took to the skies powered only by his sunny disposition. Clear your mind of adverse thoughts and find your wings with today’s Groupon, pay R222 for a Mental Detox e-course from Mental Detox, you save 72%.
Like the smell of an egg salad sandwich being unleashed from a lunchbox after brewing for several hours, negativity is something that affects not only you but all those around you. Take the first step in expelling these unwanted thoughts and enrol for a Mental Detox course from Mental Detox.
The course is for everyone, whether you want to forget about the time you were pantsed at camp or you just need a bit of a positive brain boost, Mental Detox will help you. Negative thinking patterns sneak up on you like invisible thought ninjas and chop up all creativity and free-thinking in your mind, but with this course you will learn the techniques not only to defend the stealth offensive but expel the intruders indefinitely. It is an unfortunate truth that at times you can be your own worst enemy, stopping yourself from achieving goals and meeting your true potential, Mental Detox will allow you to identify these patterns and, much like a stunt car driver, swing them 180 degrees and send them on their way.
The Mental Detox course does not require you to don flowing robes and lie in a field of flowers twice a day for at least an hour at a time, all you need to do is plug in, listen and learn. After you’ve completed the series you will feel, and think, like a brand-spanking-new person. What used to be timely obstacles, irritations and frustrations will melt away like jelly left in the sun and with your new lease on life you’ll see the world in an entirely new, more welcoming way.
Commuting fact: In a dramatic scenario on the steep cliffs of the Andes mountains, several passengers travelling on a bus were saved from near certain death when it emerged that their transport was in fact magical. The bus had veered off a steep mountain pass and moments before hitting the valley floor the magic bus sprouted wings and flew them to safety. This was the event that inspired a very successful children’s cartoon.