Escaping usually requires a spoon, a significant amount of bed-sheets and a squirt-gun filled with dishwashing liquid to fend off dirty dishes. Break out from the confines of your home and plan the perfect getaway with today’s Groupon: one night’s accommodation for two people, including a full English breakfast at Wild Goose Guest Lodge for R375.
Put down your squirt-gun and bring out the big guns with this secret weapon Groupon. Some may say the perfect getaway is a home away from home, but when considering that home is that place where you put soap suds to dirty dishes in a basin of unknown (mostly dangerous) critters and soiled shirt to a washing machine bound to attack you with bursts of water on a regular basis, others would without a doubt agree that the perfect getaway should be far better. The Wild Goose Guest Lodge is one of those far-better-than-home-type places. Tastefully decorated in a comfortable, relaxed and peaceful environment, each room is equipped with en-suite bathroom, mini-bar fridge, air conditioning, a television and a wireless internet connection, as well as a number of other services on request. This means that a trained professional will be dealing with the misbehaving laundry, the washing machines and the bouts of water-squirting, accordingly.
Situated in close proximity to restaurants and shopping malls, there’ll be plenty of entertainment for both you and your partner. Though, with a bed more comfortable than the one Goldilocks hijacked from Baby bear, you probably won’t need to step out anyway. With the laid-back yet sophisticated décor entertaining your eyes, the more than comfortable bed delighting your aching bodies and the soon to come full English breakfast making your tummy and taste buds dance tantalising tangos, you’ll be well on your way to perfect getaway paradise. The days of spoon digging, bed-sheet tying and dirty dish Armageddon will all be a distant memory.
Factilicious Fantasy Getaway Fact: Since the filming of the blockbuster Cindy’s Fragile Shoe tourists have flocked to the Russian palace that was used as the primary set. The palace boasts astronomic views of the night sky and one themed bedroom with a bed under a giant magic eight ball. Accommodation costs way more than you can afford.