Detox this Christmas: Pay R574 for a Wellness On The Go Home Based Detox Pack, valued at R1594 (save 64%)

Like noisy tenants in a respectable apartment block, toxins must be evicted from your body before their bad behaviour becomes contagious and affects the entire block. Hit your eject button before it’s too late with today’s Groupon: a Wellness On The Go Home Based Detox Pack for R574.

With stress latching onto bodies like parasites, it’s safe to assume that modern-day living calls with it various tensions that ultimately leave your form overflowing with a host of bad toxins. Of course, the practical thing to do would be to evict unwelcomed tenants for lease violations, but the forced removal is often unwelcomed unless administered by a powerful source.

With a record of outstanding results, the Wellness On The Go Home Based Detox Pack is equipped to do the dirty work on any body. Packed with three herbal formulas that are designed to detoxify your liver, gallbladder, gut, blood and lymphatics, the 10-day program will undo all the wrongs of poor diet, a busy lifestyle and stress. Each detox pack also includes a clear set of instructions, a supporting recommended diet during the detox program and a recipe for a detoxification broth.

Suitable for individuals aged 16 to 79, other than giving your body a good internal wash, benefits of the Detox Pack also include improved energy, improved mental energy, improved bowel movements, better sleeping patterns, an improvement of lower back discomfort and a feeling of lightness in your body. Regardless of where those toxins are hiding, the Wellness On The Go Detox Pack will have them swiftly removed and leave your body in peak condition. 

Forced Removal Fact: In the Unicorn Den, a sandwich deli in a train in New Orleans, customers are required to eliminate at least one ingredient from their sandwich by taking it out and placing it on a miniature ejector seat in the middle of the table. The most popular evicted ingredients include tomato and gherkins.