Sidekicks - everyone should have one. They pick you up when you’ve had one too many virgin cocktails and can help you defeat foes that require more than one brain. The only thing better than a sidekick, is another sidekick. Beat your tax return rivals with today’s sidekick Groupon: pay R65 for personal income tax returns with Quickbus Accounting Services.
Better than a sidekick with a sidekick, is the thought of getting someone else to do your dirty work. With more brain matter than Einstein’s mom, Quickbus Accounting Services will have no problem dishing up your dirt and compiling it into comprehensible files. Working like drones to a hive of honey, the Quickbus accountants will have your taxes done and dusted in expert timing, while you, like the superhero that you are, resume your better known identity as happy-go-lucky labourer to the man.
However, even superheroes can’t be Superman. With so many rules and regulations regarding simple (or not so simple) pieces of paper, it’s understandable that the better part of the human race tends to shy away from tax returns, its forms and its ill-meaning migraines. Unlike crystal balls, staring into the sheet for hours or more will not tell you your future but rather leave you with square-shaped eyes, a pen threatening to lose its ink and a new definition of insanity.
Nevertheless, with brains that have looked over more income tax information than you and your next-door neighbour, the Quickbus accountants will sort out your woes like trustworthy sidekicks, kicking money troubles to the curb in their hypothetical crotch areas.
Money Fact: Before the invention of money, your wealth was determined by the amount of leaves you kept in the corner of your hut.