Pay R79 for 5 gigs of bandwidth per month for 3 months with Web Africa, valued at R237 (save 67%)

Much like sticky notes and flexible rulers, the internet is one of those things which once had a high and noble purpose which somehow got lost along the way. The birthplace of such great and mindless things as CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, funny, illiterate cats and the perfect platform for sharing every aspect of your life with the world at large, the internet is widely accepted as being the greatest invention since air. It even has its own language. If you feel a burning need to discover the world of Rickrolling and Wikipedia, get 5 gigs of bandwidth a month for 3 months with Web Africa for R79.

Connecting people on different continents with voice calling, providing more information in one place than every library in the world combined and letting people buy their groceries without leaving the couch; these are just a couple of things that make the internet so useful. One of the most highly recognized internet providers on the continent, with a better track record than Usain Bolt, Web Africa prides itself on providing a the best metaphorical board to all those pining to hit the waves of the web.

Unlike the gym around the corner that makes you sign a years-long contract even if you come in asking for a glass for water, today’s Groupon doesn’t require the signing of any legal documents or the swearing of oaths in front of any judge or jury. All you need is a regular phone line, and Web Africa will provide you with a DSL line for an extra charge and no messy wall-dust on your floor. There’s also an option to move your line, which is nothing like moving house and is also much cheaper. You’ll also have to provide your own router, but when you consider the fact that the internet means almost unlimited knowledge at the click of a button and an array of other treasures even the most accomplished pirate would ‘arrr’ at, it’s hardly a sacrifice.

Whether you want to share photos of your pet parrot, tell the world that bird really is the word or just keep in touch with your boss, 5 gigs of bandwidth with Web Africa is more than enough to keep even the most die-hard web-surfer satisfied.

1337 Fact: The two most visited websites in the world are a virtual tour of a famous American-Indian burial ground and the post-mortem social networking page of Napolean’s piano teacher.