Pay R175 instead of R350 when you go for a 90 minute Gatineau facial at Redlands Hair and Beauty (save 50%)

If your face could talk, it would tell you that it is in dire need of a facial. Sceptical? Then ask it for yourself. One of three things should happen; you will either get sideways glances from people inquisitive as to why you’re talking to yourself, your face might complain about being replaced by your cat as your profile picture or your face will tell you that it wants to go for a 90 minute Gatineau facial at Redlands salon for R175.

Gatineau facials come highly recommended. Pioneered by Madame Jeanne Gatineau, an avid activist of facial rights, Gatineau started off as a ground-breaking skin care house. Today Gatineau continues the upliftment (literally and figuratively) of disadvantaged visages, by combining plant and marine extracts and state-of-the-art biotechnology.

The friendly faces at Redlands Salon, located in the plush Redlands Estates, protest at the sight of tired and bleak faces. Hand your face over to them and have it revived and replenished. Your face will be spoiled with a 90 minute facial in a warm, yet upmarket environment.

You can either keep your cat up as your profile picture, or you can flaunt your freshly facialed face with a celebratory photo-shoot. Who knows, you might even get more friend requests than your cat.

Facial Fact: Are you into extreme sports, extreme ironing and extreme eating? Try extreme facials. This facial is performed in a fighter jet, by Wollongongian beauty therapists. The extreme facial is considered a non-surgical alternative for a facelift.