Pay R39 for homemade pie of the day for two at The Victorian Café, valued at R98 (save 60%)

The Ancient Egyptians greatest invention was neither the pyramids of Giza nor the maths fraction system that has given children nightmares ever since but it was in fact the yummy compact delicacy that is homemade pie. Pie just has a way of making the world a brighter place filled with Cheshire cats doing interpretive dance while shooting stars cascade the skies. Grab your piece of the pie with today’s Groupon: a homemade pie of the day for two at The Victorian Café for R39.

The Victorian Café in Howick Falls road is the perfect little spot for a delicious meal or mouth-watering slice of cake. This beautifully decorated café has friendly waiters that will sit you and a mutual-pie lover down to indulge in the Victorian Cafés homemade pie of perfection. What is there not to love about pie? It is a treasure trove of deliciousness in a convenient little pocket of pastry that will leave your taste buds writing you haiku’s of love to show their appreciation after their meeting with that scrumptious piece of paragon.

Your choice of this homemade heavenly dish is an eenie-meenie minie battle of pepper steak, steak and kidney, chicken and mushroom or vegetable. All these fillings are equally delectable so choosing one will surely be a task matching that of a short little elf boy protecting a shiny gold ring.  If deciding on one pie filling is too difficult, you and your friend could buy several of these Groupons and taste every pie in the shop all week (cue evil laugh here). All pies are served with cute little baby potatoes and mixed seasonal vegetables. An added bonus is that because this Groupon includes delicious mini-meals on the side, it could very well fit into all four food groups, now that is perfection.  Your mother would be so proud.

The service at the Victorian Café is always of the highest standard and they will do everything, short of rolling out a lengthy red carpet and fanning you with palm leaves as you walk in, to treat you like the perfect patron you are. This choice to grab today’s Groupon is as easy as pie, delicious Victorian Café pie.

Pie fact: A pie maker in Vietnam used pie dishes to brew tea from a magic teapot he found in his granny’s wardrobe. This made his pies extra special and patrons of his restaurant claimed they were healed from minor ailments after eating his pie.