Pay R750 instead of R1740 for one night for two people, including breakfast in a four-star luxury room at The Kelway Hotel (save 57%)

There’s only so much a romantic love letter can do. It can’t whisper sweet nothings, feed you chocolate strawberries or cuddle with you at night. However, if forced to indulge a reader with said cuddling comforts, a painful awakening to a sea of paper-cuts awaits you. Indulge in real romance with today’s Groupon: one night for two people, including a full breakfast buffet for R750 at The Kelway Hotel.

Whether you’re in the mood to spoil a spouse or a loved one, or just in the mood to getaway with a friend, just as long as you’re two people, this Groupon is exactly what you need. Perfectly positioned close to Port Elizabeth’s beautiful beaches and within walking distance of a variety of tourist destinations, The Kelway Hotel boasts a cocoon like getaway, though with the freedom to move in and out as you please. The hotel deck opens up to a world of remarkable views and is the perfect place to chill out and catch a fresh breath of that Port Elizabeth ocean-air.

Don’t be surprised if your legs turn to jelly at the sight of your four-star room. With either twin, double or king-size beds, as well as DSTV and other facilities, the rooms are enough to make a grown man squeal with delight. Matching the views on the deck, rooms are equipped with windows or balconies able to render equal levels of stunning-view splendour. When combined with a comfortable bed, a soothing and tranquil atmosphere and a delicious breakfast buffet to get you going after the night’s fast, you’re guaranteed that your experience will be anything but ordinary.

Factilicious Fact: In 2003, a Patagonian lake was officially dubbed the second most romantic public space when a Mariachi band serenaded a woman named Paulina while her boyfriend proposed with 17 miniature Pomeranians and a ring with a rock from Pluto.