Pay R199 for an all-natural Firm Steel anti-cellulite treatment at Jean’s Hair and Beauty, valued at R480 (save 59%)

New information on body-language has revealed that a person’s federation of limbs don’t just communicate through their position, but also through things like cellulite and wrinkles. Wrinkles speak of troubled times, too much sunshine and rebellious teenage years and cellulite; you don’t really want to know what cellulite has to say. Reword your body’s proclamations and pay R199 for an all-natural Firm Steel anti-cellulite treatment at Jean’s Hair and Beauty.

Rather than using chemicals to smooth out the jack-booted cousin of the much cuter cheek dimples, the therapists at Jean’s Hair and Beauty know that natural is the way to go. Of course, they’re not just going to rub leaves all over you and hope the dimples get the message.

While you kick back in the calm and tranquil atmosphere, your treatment starts with an anti-cellulite oil and deep massage. Using a high-tech hand-held device and some serious know-how, tackling your body’s braille becomes no more challenging than picking a target area and applying some pressure for fifteen minutes. Afterwards, you’ll feel like you’ve stepped into the coffee aisle of your local grocery store with a pure caffeine and green-tea scrub that fills your nostrils with the delightful scents of coffee and chocolate.

The next step of your treatment is probably the oddest, while simultaneously being the most relaxing. All you need to do is sit back and take in the eyeball-pleasing décor and breathe in the pleasant scents – while wrapped in cling wrap for half an hour. Once you’ve marinated in the scrub and let your cellulite sweat it out, the natural-oils deep massage procedure is repeated.

Even though the procedure might seem quite complicated, your hour-or-so at Jean’s Hair and Beauty is probably the easiest and most tranquil way to give those irritating little bumps and hollows the boot.

Dimpled Fact: According to leading research, the best way to reduce cellulite on the arms is a diet nicknamed Secretary which consists of eating nothing but cubes of cheese and drinking a minimum of eight cups of tea per day. Apparently, a rousing game of Rock, Paper, Scissors doesn’t hurt either.