Pay R52 instead of R104 for two selected gourmet pizzas for two people at The Shack (save 50%)

Before Cheese was a happy milk-based food product, she suffered major depression issues that she thought could only be cured by counselling sessions with Salt and Pepper. Enter thin-crust pizza base: handsome, divine and good enough to make her weak in her cheesy holes, sweep her off her wax coating, and turn her into a stringy mess.  Touch your lips to the not-so-secret cheesy love-affair with today’s Groupon: two delicious gourmet pizzas for two people at The Shack for R52.

While other foods shy away at the thought of a hand getting too close to it, pizza is one of the few that gives itself up to your phalanges without an ounce of ill-feelings. Nothing quite compares to the cheesy goodness experienced when base and topping collide with tongue and taste-buds. Its laid-back sophistication has rendered it the favourite food of most people who have opposable thumbs, a mouth and an oesophagus to take down the delicious mess.

Fired up with flavour in the laid back The Shack restaurant, each gourmet pizza sent out of the kitchen is a combination of delightful, tasty and “Gosh! I think my mouth just exploded”. Choose from three tasty-based variants made to suit every taste-bud’s needs. Whether you’re in the mood for a chicken, cranberry, brie and avocado pizza topped with cream cheese, spring onion and rosemary or a Thai beef and sweet chilli variant with roasted aubergine, coriander and mozzarella cheese; both chicken or beef-eaters will marvel in the delicious gourmet pizza madness. Alternatively, herbivoyeurs can take their taste-buds on a taste-bud tingling trek with the roasted Mediterranean vegetable pizza with tomato relish and mozzarella cheese. Fact is, after tasting The Shack’s gourmet pizza selection, that Italian mama-chef you’re hiding in the cupboard will probably be sent back to hone her now less-than-average skill-set.    

Pizza Fact: The “Voluptuous Vulture” pizza at a famous pizza parlour in the Corfu train station is made up of chicken, beef, duck, cream cheese, battered chillies and a special secret sauce. The pizza was named the “Voluptuous Vulture” because most who finished it picked up at least two kilograms.