According to partially qualified doctors and other pen-in-pocket wearing people, if you fail to pamper yourself, you may experience random bursts of aggression towards cyclists, chew on your toenails or trade in talking for a life as a mime. Keep your marbles where they should be and pamper yourself with today’s Groupon: Pay R120 for a full body hot stone massage OR R199 for a couples’ full body hot stone massage at the All Wellness Spa.
With a soothing ambience, stones that are warm in both personality and touch, and a skilled workforce administering top-class therapies, the All Wellness Spa is a cocoon of relaxing and stress-free energies. Equipped to handle all types of bodies with behavioural problems, the friendly therapists will proceed to place heated stones on your body, improving circulation and warming the muscles for a deeper and more intense massage. Not only is the treatment relaxing, but it has been known to rid the body of aches, pains and knots that may or may not have been caused by cyclists.
Whether you prefer your massages sans conversation or you want to treat your favourite person to the same bliss, choose to enjoy your full body hot stone by yourself or bring your better half in on the action and have a couple’s full body massage. Using the friendliest of stones with divine heat and the best intentions, you or you and your partner are guaranteed to walk away with tensions erased and negative energy thrown to the wind.Full body Fact: Only discovered after the Titanic sunk, a secret cabin on board was dedicated to decadent full body massages for the more privileged passengers. The procedure for getting in was a rigorous one, involving following a map and then attaching torches to your feet and jumping up and down in a pool of imported Turkish delight.