Pay R225 for a hot stone back massage and Natural Essence clay back wrap OR R87 for Bio Sculpture gel overlays for hands or toes OR R144 for a full set of Bio Sculpture gel nails at La Beauté Endermologie and Wellness (Save 55%)

Fast-plucking fingers, tapping tootsies and belligerent head-banging backs need to be kept in tip-top shape to ensure one-man band buskers reap numerous awards.  Choose one of three treatments with today’s body-bettering Groupon: Save 55% on a hot stone back massage and Natural essence clay back wrap OR Bio Sculpture gel overlays for hands or toes OR a full set of Bio Sculpture gel nails at La Beauté Endermologie and Wellness. 

Professional, highly trained and masters in the art of keeping one-man bands on the straight and narrow, the La Beauté Endermologie and Wellness body beauticians are accomplished hand, foot and back specialists.  Set in a sanctuary tailored with calm and serene ambiences, the La Beauté oasis is the ideal retreat for body parts needing the odd renovation for optimum performance results. 

Because a one-man band is made up of, well, one man – expect banged up backs from frenetic bursts of head banging and carrying bass drums to one-man gigs in smoky bars.  For the necessary untangling of tensed up tendons, enlist the help of La Beauté Endermologie and Wellness and their simply stunning hot stone back massage and clay wrap.  Incorporating the use of hot stones, the specialists will release tension from stiff muscles in a session of deep pressure and muscle manipulation.  As if this isn’t enough, enjoy an extraordinary Natural Essence clay back wrap: clay has the miraculous ability to absorb toxins while replenishing the body with minerals and trace elements that both heal and repair.     

Strumming out walking bass lines and Mozart-esque violin solos at the same time requires strong finger shingles.   Allow the highly trained nail technicians at La Beauté to apply a natural looking layer of gel polish to ensure they remain as tough as Rambo in a game of Red Rover.  Less like an artificial nail, and more like a glove of protective gear, the gel-overlay will nourish and protect the natural nail, all while giving them a hint of rock glam elegance.  Furthermore, if you one-man show requires you to flail your fingers around in displays of trippy aesthetic artistry, go one step further with a full set of gel nails in the colour of your choice – you can always bedazzle them with diamonds or gold flakes later. 

Regardless of the treatment you choose, your accompanying appendages will be ready to resume duty as accomplished instrument handler for a stellar one-man-band.  

Feel Good Fact:  In The Book of Complete Bogus, beauty therapists detail the best unconventional rejuvenating treatment as one that involves running into a haunted house and doing the house’s dirty dishes for at least 10 minutes. The adrenaline is said to increase blood circulation which enhances your appearance.