There are many things hypnosis is good for: Making people pick daisies off the wall, having them bunny hop around a kitchen chair or helping to unlock their inner lawnmower. However, with today’s Groupon you’ll find hypnosis is also useful for a list of other things like curing phobias and taming smoking habits. Get bad habits hypnotised right out of your system with a hypnotherapy session for R199 at Holistic Hypnosis.
A two hour session under the mind waves of a holistic hypnotherapist can help you cure obesity, tame your fear of the dark, to finally chuck that ninety eighth last-cigarette-ever for good and get your neighbour to stop watching your every move through their curtains. However Tanu, Holistic Hypnosis’ highly skilled therapist won’t use hypnosis to make her come to the therapy centre.
Though she doesn’t carry a pocket watch on a chain, can see the future or have the ability to read minds, Tanu’s knowledge of the human mind makes her a master of the art of hypnosis. Through cognitive behavioural hypnotherapy, she’ll help you overcome trauma, discard unwanted behaviour as well as implement new more desired behaviours in the place of bad ones. Think toilet seats that used to be up that are now down like they’re supposed to be.
Though tempting, Tanu promises she won’t make you bark like a hyena or act like a sprinkler. Hypnotherapy is completely safe and no one can take advantage of you in any way. If insomnia is keeping you from getting that promotion or your fear of anything eight legged is interfering with your ability to impress girls, then this Groupon is for you.
Hypnosis fact: During WWII the Impies devised a technique where they’d hypnotise spotted hyenas to attack any approaching enemies. This was done using an old coin on a string. However, 9 out of 10 times the hypnosis failed as the hyenas couldn’t stop laughing long enough for the hypnosis to set in.