Pay R100 instead of R250: Enjoy a relaxing anti-stress massage at Pure Wellness Spa (save 60%)

Life in Pretoria is stressful, what with the constant talk of rugby, the pressure of being the administrative capital of South Africa and the fact that if you aren’t Afrikaans, every day conversations are difficult. De-stress your life no matter what language you speak with today’s Groupon: Pay R100 for a 45 minute anti-stress massage at Pure Wellness Spa.

The therapists at Pure Wellness have encountered all kinds of stress, from fingers cramped in the shape of typing, backs stuck in a slouched office chair position and feet frozen in the shape of high heels. With a few magic touches , they manage to rid tired bodies of all stresses, aches and pains in just 45 minutes.

Wrapped up in tranquillity, Pure Wellness Spa will force a relaxed sigh out of every nook and cranny of your body. The treatment rooms are a relaxed entity unto themselves and will leave you with nothing else to do except sit back and relax.

After the massage you’ll feel so relaxed you’ll be ready to face that rugby match dressed in every shade of blue imaginable and even talk to the person sitting next to you in whatever language they’re speaking. Throw in “kry die bal” a few times and you’ll be fine.

Stressful fact #691: The first object to be flung across a room in a moment of frustration was in Berlin when a customer in a coffee shop found cinnamon on his soy latte. Witnesses said they’ve never seen a coffee cup travel such a distance before.