According to Holiday guidebooks, Christmas bodies should be fresher than produce, more agile than gazelle and bronzed enough to fool the sun into thinking they may be close relatives. Gear up for the festive season with today’s Groupon: a 30-day perfect body package with Body Miracles Slimming and Beauty Clinic for R1199.
Preparing your body for December is often a task that most neglect to take part in. However, where it’s easy to prepare for the stampedes of shoppers in malls with star-jumps and the purchase of a potato cannon, preparing for the fun side of things takes a lot more effort. Enter the body-bettering specialists at Body Miracles and Slimming Clinic. Dexterous and more skilled with treatments than Rambo is with camo-paint, the experts will have you prepared in 30 days.
Where the Universal Contour wrap may see you losing four to five centimetres in one session, the EMS Electro slimming sessions and G5 sessions will aid the quest and help you shed a few more. Of course, because the sun’s been playing hide-and-seek, the sunbed sessions will help turn you a ripened shade of awesome. The meal plan, fat-burning drinks and slimming capsules will make holiday-eating easy-peasy and Groupon-grippers will also be monitored on a regular basis with weekly progress reports being issued.
The package includes:
- One Universal Contour Wrap
- 16 EMS Electro Slimming sessions (30 minutes each)
- 10 G5 sessions
- 12 sunbed sessions
- A 30-day supply of Body Miracles Slimming capsules
- Meal plan and journal
- A weekly progress report with weighing and measuring
Body Fact: The oldest massage treatment known to man is one practiced in India to this day. The massage makes use of gadgets which look like rolling pins and a hammer not dissimilar to a mallet.