Losing weight requires patience and perseverance much like attempting to open a can of corn with your Jedi mind tricks or trying to convince your pet llama that asparagus is good for him. Get slim and trim with some help from today’s Groupon: 2 sessions with the Hawkins Slimming Machine at The Perfect Touch Slimming Salon for R149.
Most people enjoy having cellulite and excess flab as much as cats love waterslides. The Hawkins Slimming Machine provides 60 different slimming treatments aimed to reduce cellulite and centimetres. This revolutionary machine also has 15 different pain management programmes, all of which are completely controlled by computer and outstanding results have been achieved in every case treated with the Hawkins machine.
The treatment is both pleasant and relaxing and is designed to break-down and eliminate cellulite, promote weight loss by burning calories and increasing the metabolism of body fat as well as strengthen the immune system by accelerating the production of antibodies. Your two sessions in this weight loss wonder will also restore muscular vigour, drain unwanted fluids and body toxins from the tissues, increase blood and lymph circulation and restore muscle tone. The benefits of the Hawkins Slimming Machine are endless as it will also relieve muscle fatigue, increase physical energy, tighten the skin, reduce body measurements and firm the entire muscular system and maybe even convince your llama to nom some asparagus.
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