Pay R299 instead of R900 for top and bottom permanent make-up eyeliner at Beauty Intelligence (save 67%)

Similar to when Catherine the Great of Russia was faced with the task of fighting off the giant lobsters, life is sometimes filled with unpredictable situations which result in sudden bouts of tearful hysteria and faces splodged with running makeup. Put teary face-terrorists to rest with today’s Groupon: top and bottom permanent make-up eyeliner for R299 at Beauty Intelligence.

Waking up late, or on the wrong side of bed frequently, means you have to rush through early morning routines with the swiftness of a gazelle. Problem is, gazelles are not usually the most accurate of creatures, and combined with the sleep still trapped in your eyes, a meeting with your make-up means that you’ll probably end up looking like you’ve come out of combat with The Joker.

Peaceful and Joker-free, the Beauty Intelligence salon is a top class establishment with trained permanent make-up professionals ready to end the war with cosmetic utensils. The studio’s permanent make-up technique is an enlightening answer to people seeking time saving on their laborious make-up routines and subsequent eye-jabbing. Using state-of-the-art equipment, Beauty Intelligence’s therapists will “tattoo” a permanent pigment onto the dermis resembling desired make-up designs. Eyeliner will be fashioned with care and the only raccoon eyes you’ll be seeing are those in the nearby exotic zoo.

With the process including minimal fading or discolouration, transformations are pleasant and immediate, leaving clients happy to shed as many tears as they desire, without having to go through the hell of looking like IT the clown and The Joker’s lovechild.

Make-up Fact: Mixing raw cheese with hibiscus tea that has been brewing in a teacup for several days is supposed to create a permanent peach pigment. It is reported that most exotic countries use this as permanent rouge.