When Pocahontas said “You don’t know what you have until it’s gone”, she wasn’t referring to the beautiful landscape. Uncover what lies below with today’s Groupon: save up to 60% on hair removal OR vein removal treatments at Somalogic.
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. At least not when it comes to unwanted hair, or veins that think they own your legs. In fact, absence will make you fonder of your body parts once Somalogic dispels fur and veins into nothingness with their cutting-edge (almost superhero-like) lasers.
However, unlike superhero-esque lasers, these ones are specially designed to give clients results without destroying little to whole cities. And unlike shaving which leaves you looking like you’ve sorely lost a lucha libre battle with the sharp corners of a sheet of paper, or waxing that leaves you competing with world-famous opera sopranos, the process is more effective and almost painless.
Regarded as the best laser hair removal system for all skin types and tones on the market, the Cutera CoolGlide is perfect for your road to fur-freedom. The unique design allows for procedures more effective and accurate than the perfect swirls atop soft-serve ice-cream cones. Being able to target almost all areas on the body, including the face, legs, arms, underarms and bikini line, there’s no chance you’ll be missing what was expertly vapourised.
Though, if you find you’re more attached to your fur than a raccoon is to a bandit costume, and your veins are the bothersome blunders on your body, then the vein removal treatment is probably what you, and the bandit, are looking for. Using the same oh-so-talented Cutera CoolGlide, unsightly veins from all parts of the body can be removed with ease. Small facial veins, spider veins and blue leg veins can be treated quickly, and a significant improvement is guaranteed within two to six weeks.
What lies beneath will be better than before and whole kingdoms of veins who once ruled the realms of your legs will be expelled without a trace, and fur rendering you close relatives of the Sasquatch will no longer ruin reputations.
Laser Fact: It is rumoured that the evil villain in the Lord of the Cylinder series was originally supposed to have a hideout in a candy shop. The plot was changed after a singer, One Rand, released a song called “Candy shop”, and then claimed the rights to every candy store the world over.