Save up to 79% on a spa experience at Mary's Beauty Clinic

Mediterranean cucumbers are not for lighting fires. I go to chair on back of ladder escalator now. Maybe you eat socks and frown like arctic monkey. Gibble gibble gibble. Calculators and jam. If this is how your mind is feeling, today’s deal has your name written all over it. Escape to Mary's Beauty Clinic for one of the following options:

• A full body massage
• A back, neck and shoulder massage
• A pedicure with gel toe overlays, a foot massage, Indian head massage and a R150 voucher towards your next manicure / body wrap / facial / massage or microdermabrasion session 

When it comes to luxury and attention to detail, Mary's leaves no hot stone or foot spa unturned. In fact, if the fussy Princess and The Pea were to open a spa, it would be very much like this one. Boasting body loving treatments for every ache, pain and cranny, the entire spa menu consists strictly of dessert for muscles.  

From the moment you step inside the cool confines your senses will go on holiday. But not to worry, each therapist is trained to rejuvenate and revive tired muscles as well as interpret nonsensical garble of over-relaxed tongues. With their intense upper body strength they not only give incredible massages and treatments, but can also support you to your car, as a day at Mary's is sure to make you incredibly dozy and render your legs uselessly relaxed.

Spicy fact: In rural parts of Mexico it is common to find women practicing an ancient exfoliation technique. The practice requires you to break a set of teacups and rub the broken pieces against your face until the desired effect is achieved. Unfortunately, due to the treatment being completely illegal and set in an abandoned hotel, police arrested all the women and sent them to a crockery-free jail.