For years, mankind has been attempting to harness the bronzing, fiery essence of the sun because they simply refuse to cycle between pale and summer-skinned based on the whim of an inanimate solar system. This often ends with disastrous consequences, the resulting disappointment of which often leads to tantrum throwing, excessive scowling and knotted muscles. Find the solution to both problems at Chameleon Wellness and save up to 55% on a That’So Suntan spray or a massage.
When it’s skin the pale colour of a fish’s soft underbelly that’s getting you down, the simplest solution this side of lazing about in the sun all day is That’So Suntan spray; the innovative and modern answer to sunless tanning. The two biggest problems with some types of faux-sun are well known: the distinctive (and more than rather unpleasant) smell and the horrible tendency they have of leaving your skin the mottled colour of a peeled carrot. One of the first products on the market that promises the sunkissed look without offering blocked pores as an added extra, That’So gives you the beauty of bronzed skin and lets you care for it in the same instant. Finish off with thirty minute massage and a five-minute Tan Can session and the only thing that’ll stop you looking like you just stepped off a plane from the Caribbean will be your lack of lei.
If you’re one of the lucky ones who’s just naturally tanned or doesn’t turn a stunning shade of lobster in the sun, leave the tanning and go straight for the massage. Each of the three massages offers their own specific brand of benefits and relaxation. Hot Stones all but melt muscles into butter, giving you that warm and cosy drifting off into space feeling and allowing for deeper pressure while the Swedish is the type of massage you’re thinking about when you hear massage. Even the Sports massage will leave your muscles without any protestations about how they’re treated. Whatever mutinies they might be putting up, whether it’s knots and kinks or general stiffness, smooth strokes from trained hands can sort it out quicker than policemen at a riot.
Sun-Soaked Fact: In Amsterdam, Tulip-vendors stumbled upon an ingenious method of self-tanning. When looking for ways to ensure their tulips got enough sunshine in the harsh months of winter, they invented a type of electric wand which generates safe UV rays. Simply by pointing this stick, nicknamed ‘Harry’s Wand’ at yourself, you can be a perfect shade of bronze within 20 seconds.