During the rule of King Arthur, the Knights of the Round Table were judged by the shininess of their armour. Considering your eyelashes and eyebrows are technically chainmail for your delicate peepers, protecting them from vagabond dust particles and lashes-turned-rogue, modern caballeros need to keep their eye-protection perfectly polished. Beautify your ocular armour and save up to 56% on a brow wax, eyelash and brow tint and a mini-pedicure or all of the above and evening makeup at Chameleon Wellness.
Situated in the bustling Lions Square on Somerset West Main Road, Chameleon Wellness is nevertheless a haven away from the mad rush and morning traffic. Staffed by highly qualified and accredited therapists, it’s the perfect place to add some glam to your optic appendages. Not only do they pay more attention to your treatment than a housewife does to her afternoon soapies, they’re so skilled you’d be forgiven for thinking that their beautifying techniques were encoded into their genetic make-up.
Start off with a brow wax to ensure your ocular topiaries are perfectly pruned and you’re not being mistaken for Cousin Itt. Once your eye-hedges have been trimmed and shaped, the tint will ensure that no matter how far into your hairline they disappear when you’re shocked, they don’t disappear. So as not to show favouritism that will leave your lashes crying shenanigans, they will also receive the same treatment, making sure that they pop like you’re wearing eight layers of mascara.
According to alternative-medicine, your pedal appendages are connected to every other part of your body, so it’s only fair that they receive a bit of the same pampering as your peepers. Though no one is suggesting you tint your feet, a mini-pedicure allows you to add some colour anyway. After having your delicate tooties moisturised and your nails clipped and buffed till they shine like a pirate booty in the midday sun, add either French-glam in pink and white or any other colour you can think of.
Should you be pampering yourself before an evening out, painting the town redder than you might want to paint your nails, let one of the qualified therapists add some glam to the rest of you. After all, if your eyes are the windows to your soul then your face must be the full-package deal. Whether you just want a touch of lippie and some blusher, or you want to go the whole-hog and pimp your peepers, cheeks, lips and everything else, the beauty magicians are only too happy to oblige.
Optical Fact: in ancient Egypt, people used to make eyelash tinting dye out of crushed pomegranate seeds, yaks milk, desert sand and the saliva of baby Blue-jay.