Some people have no choice; like the boy with the thunder-bolt shaped scar and dorky glasses who has been thrust into the role of saving the world or the worker bee who is forced to spend its entire life in the unflattering attire of horizontal stripes. Luckily for you, you have the luxury of choice with today’s Groupon: lasagne and rice plus a choice of eight seasonal veggies for R12 OR a stew of the day and rice for R8.50 at Nca’ Kos.
Nca’ Kos situated in Die Neelsie in Stellenbosch conjures up home-style food that is delicious and makes you think of your mother and pine for home. With today’s Groupon you can take your pick between a yummy lasagne dish with rice and your choice of eight seasonal vegetables or a stew with rice. If you pick the stew you will have the difficult task, young Paddawan, of choosing between tasty tomato stew, beef stew, green bean stew or chicken stew.
Love songs, odes and epic novels have all been written about the wondrous deliciousness of the dishes at Nca’ Kos. Your taste buds will write deep tear-jerking haiku’s in honour of your wise decision making skills and your swag. You may never get over the scrumptious food you will experience at Nca’ Kos, forcing your body to turn into robot mode and make you buy another Groupon to reunite your taste buds with the glory that is a stew or lasagne dish.
The cooking kings of Nca’ Kos guarantee you will devour their delicious meals with a smile on your face. Those bees will wish they could grow opposable arms and legs, take off their unflattering striped sweaters, and get themselves down to Nca’ Kos for this Groupon. Their food may captivate you so, that you will be not be held responsible for begging your friends to take you back or curling up in your bed in a foetal position crying out for Nca’ Kos and your teddy bear.
Food fact: Lasagne makers in Italy tried to break the world record for the biggest lasagne dish eaten by a dinosaur. Making the dish turned out to be much easier than the chefs expected but they could not break the record as finding a dinosaur proved a tad difficult.