Reaching for the remote, shoving all your unused exercise equipment under your bed and giving your upper arms a work out by lifting them from a huge packet of chips towards your mouth are forms of “exercise” that unfortunately do not yield very substantial results. Get slim and trim with 1 session of nonsurgical liposuction for R449 OR 5 sessions for R1339 OR 10 sessions for R1440 at Slimmers Paradise. Victorians used frighteningly constricting and painful corsets to slim their waists, making dressing up as an hourglass for Halloween an obvious bet. Luckily those days are long gone and the professional therapists at Slimmers Paradise hold the key to an easier and less bonecrushing way of losing the flab. Noninvasive and relatively painless, the nonsurgical liposuction treatment stimulates the fat cell membranes, changing their permeability. The cells then lose their round shape, and intracellular fat is released and is gradually passed through the body’s natural metabolic functions with no harmful side effects. Most people enjoy having cellulite and excess flab as much as cats love synchronised swimming so the powers of this nonsurgical saviour are welcomed with open arms. Getting rid of your extra baggage through this treatment also has no wonky side effects and does not alter any neighbouring structures such as the skin, blood vessels, and peripheral nerves. You will see visible reduction in body circumference and there are no complications or health risks. Since it is noninvasive and nonsurgical, there is no recovery time and you can immediately resume your daily activities like going to work and continuing your advanced ninja training. Fat fact A woman, who went onto a daytime talk show in America, tried to sue a nature reserve after one of their grizzly bears apparently growled at her because she was fat. The woman argued that she felt depressed and despondent after the bear showed its disapproval and that she should be compensated a million dollars by the reserve owners for the emotional damage inflicted. The bear was not available for questioning. Groupon coupon Beauty Fashion Stylist Image Consultant Weight Loss Losing Weight Ultrasound Fat Reduction Johannesburg Beauty Fashion stylist Johannesburg Iamge consultant Johannesburg Weight loss Johannesburg Losing weight Johannesburg Ultrasound fat reduction Johannesburg Further deals in this category 1. Pay R99 for a wash, cut and blow dry at Hair Studio, valued at R250 save 60% 2. Pay R150 for Diamond Microdermabrasion from Dermaglow, valued at R300 save 50% 3. Pay R720 instead of R1 850 for a ‘Brazil Cacau’ defrizzing/straightening treatment followed by a cut and blow dry from Basique Hair save 61% 4. Pay R65 for a rejuvenating high frequency facial at Spoilt Beauty Salon, valued at R130 save 50% 5. Pay R580 for an indulgent spa package for one person OR R860 for a couple at Avonette Day Spa save up to 70% Further deals in this city 1. Spa experience Pay R319 instead of R1075 for a full body hotstone massage, mani and pedi and complimentary breakfast or lunch at Soul Serenity Spa Save 70% 2. Pay R699 instead of R2000 for a Brazilian Blow wave Keratin Cacau treatment at Senspa on Bedford Piazza save 65% 3. Pay R85 for a onehour Reflexology massage OR a chocolate paraffin treatment and French manicure at Zen Skincare, valued at R250 save 66% 4. Pay R90 for a Mogudu meal OR R165 for a rolledcrocodile meal OR R102.50 for a threecourse meal at Sophiatown Bar Lounge save 50% 5. Buy a meal and get one free at the BUTCHER BLOCK in Rosebank Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R115 for two main meals, including wine pairing at the Lord Neethling Restaurant, valued at R230 Save 50% 2. Pay R299 for a Memory Foam Comfort Pillow, valued at R599 save 50% 3. Pay R380 for foils and a colour rinse or tint, a blow dry and a pedicure at Bespoke Hair, valued at R950 save 60% 4. Save 50% on a chronograph Jeep watch OR a nonchronograph Jeep watch OR a Pierre Cardin Bag OR an Ingersoll watch from Style 24 Seven 5. Save up to 52% on the RAD eGoT electronic cigarette starter kit and EJuice Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R199 for a seafood platter or 100 prawns at Aqua Restaurant, valued at R500 save 60% 2. Hit 100 balls on the driving range and play 9 holes on the Mashie course at The River Club for R50 save 50% 3. Pay R100 and get R200 to spend on lingerie at Lingerlicious save 50% 4. Pay R105 for a 40minute Hot Stone back, neck and shoulder massage and scalp massage at Madeleen Health and Beauty Studio, valued at R210 save 50% 5. Pay R199 for a spider vein removal treatment OR R999 for two laser hair removal sessions on three areas at Laserderm Claremont Save up to 71%
Pay R449 for 1 session of non-surgical liposuction OR R1339 for 5 sessions OR R1440 for 10 sessions at Slimmers Paradise (save up to 82%)
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In a Nutshell
Save 82% on a 1 session of non-surgical liposuction OR 5 sessions or 10 sessions of non-surgical liposuction Sessions are for men and women Be slim and trim Get rid of cellulite and bulges Outstanding results in inch loss Visible reduction in body circumference No complications or health risks Sessions may be conducted on multiple areas You can do up to 3 sessions per week Professional and friendly technicians
The Fine Print
Groupon redeemable for 3 months Booking essential and subject to availability: 076 501 3602 Monday to Friday, 8:30 to 18:00; Saturday, 8:00 to 16:00 1 session: 5 Groupons per person; 5 sessions: 2 Groupons per person; 10 sessions: 1 Groupon per person Cancellation policy applies Redemption only on presentation of individual printed Groupon(s) Only issued and valid once deal closes The picture displayed is just a representation Groupon not redeemable with in-store promotions Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.