Robots hold many advantages over mere humans; their steel exoskeletons make them highly resistant to almost any kind of assault, they’re pretty much immortal and their brains are literally computers. However, humans hold one distinct advantage over their electromechanical counterparts, due to their very nature they can enjoy and appreciate the finer things in life, like massages and an elegant glass of wine. Use today’s Groupon to celebrate the fact that you’re not a robot; pay R135 for a 60minute full body massage OR pay R299 for a couple’s full body massage and a 250ml bottle of sparkling wine and a 200ml bottle of massage oil at Kaleidolife. Other than taking a vacation to the exotic island location of your choice or befriending a family yogis and adopting their spiritual lifestyle, free of material concerns, few things are better for stressrelief and relaxation than a full body massage. The Marol Massage method, the namesake therapy of Kaleidolife, is a revolutionary massage technique based on Meridian Acupressure which relaxes the mind, body and soul. It’s holistic approach incorporates natural aromatherapy, reflexology, lymph drainage and aspects of Shiatsu as well as Thai and Swedish massage techniques. The combined influence from all these techniques results in an amazing treatment that can be likened to being sprinkled with fairy dust and floating off into a majestic sunset while being pampered by a team of flying puppies. Today you have two options before you; either flying solo or taking a tandem trip. There are times that the only person you can tolerate is yourself, and if that’s the case for you today then a 60munite full body massage is just what you need. In the care of a team that is better at manipulating bodies than birds are at flying, your troubles will soon be a distant memory fading away into nothingness. If however, there is someone special that you feel deserves to enjoy an epic massage treatment with you the couples massage is more up your alley. Similar to the former but only for two, the couples massage is the perfect minigetaway for you and a loved one to take a break from life in general. To add an extra bit of spark you’ll also receive a 250ml bottle of sparkling wine and a 200ml bottle of flavoured, sensual massage oil to use at your leisure in the comfort of your own home. Denim fact In addition to being fiercely practical and geographically fashionable, dungarees have a third benefit for wearers; stress relief. The unique design of the denim garment facilitates blood flow and thanks to the pattern of the cut it is extremely unrestricting, greatly reducing the likelihood of stress buildup. Groupon coupons Wellness Massage Full Body Massage Wellness Johannesburg Massage Johannesburg Body massage Johannesburg Further deals in this category 1. 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Pay R135 for a 60-minute full body massage OR pay R299 for a couple’s full body massage and a 250ml bottle of sparkling wine and a 200ml bottle of massage oil at Kaleidolife (save up to 60%)
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In a Nutshell
Pay R135 for a 60-minute full body massage, valued at R300 (save 55%) Pay R299 for a couple’s full body massage and a 250ml bottle of sparkling wine and 200ml bottle of flavoured sensual massage oil, valued at R750 (save 60%) Revolutionary massage technique based on Meridian Acupressure Relaxes the mind, emotions and body Effective relief for tension & stress
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