Smart dead people once had a theory that a smile can solve conflict. However, when put to the test in school yard brawls and AfroAmerican gang street wars, smiles got crushed along with many noses and skulls. But several days ago researchers stumbled upon the answer Teethwhitening. Smile your way out of any tight situation with today’s Groupon – an Opalescence homewhitening treatment kit, dental examination and digital xrays from Melrose Medical and Dental Centre for R1400. Melrose Medical and Dental Centre, in association with Opalescence, is brightening and whitening smiles all around Joburg with the Opalescence homewhitening kit. This handy kit is perfectly safe and with an examination session or two thrown into the deal, ‘home’ does not imply that you’re in this alone. The first step in the process involves a dental examination where a mould of the teeth is made. Thereafter the patient is required to sleep with the mould in their mouth like a sleepwalking rugby player for best results or, if impossible to do, a couple of hours a day. If kept up for two weeks, professionals promise results that’ll make even the Mona Lisa show some teeth. The procedure also includes between one and six xrays – dependant on the awesomeness of the teeth involved – documenting the whitening process. Opalescence is a teethwhitening procedure that’s been introduced in over 80 countries around the world, spreading white smiles since 1999. To ensure results, only accredited dentists are approved to administer any of the Opalescence treatments. If they keep this up, the world might soon see the everpromised World Peace. Toothsome fact The first calculator was made in 1805 using donated human teeth. However they could produce no more than 32 since only one person, Sir Theo AKA ‘Big Plus’, had teeth big enough for the plus button. Sir Theo donated all his teeth in return for gift vouchers at the local butchery. All Groupon coupons Beauty Dental Care Teeth Whitening Johannesburg Beauty Dental care Johannesburg Teeth whitening Johannesburg Further deals in this category 1. Pay R150 for a back, neck and shoulder massage or a hot stone massage, including a manicure and pedicure, worth R500 Save 70% 2. PAY R285 FOR A MASSAGE DERMALOGICA FACIAL TREATMENT AT SUGAR SPA 3. Pay R1100 instead of R2200 for a teeth whitening treatment at Dentists@Health save 50% 4. Pay R150 for a cut, style and Redken Chemistry Shot Phix treatment at Headway, valued at R360 save 58% 5. Save up to 62% on massages, Spa Nail manicures and pedicures or eye lash extensions at Polished Beauty Further deals in this city 1. Pay R65 for a Tapas, a Big Plate and a glass of wine at Café Sofia, valued at R243 save up to 73% 2. Eat as much pasta as you can for 2 people plus 2 glasses of Durbanville wine at Cappello for R96 save 56% 3. Pay R69 for a 200g steak and a draft, glass of wine or soft drink for two people at Croc Inn, valued at R149 Save 54% 4. Pay R110 for half a baby chicken with rice/salad/veggies for two people at The Senate Lounge, valued at R220 save 50% 5. Pay R590 for a onehour instudio photoshoot at Rampix Photography, valued at R1900 save 69% Further deals in South Africa 1. Save up to 58% on noninvasive LipoLaser treatment or noninvasive LipoLaser treatment and a Galvanic spa face treatment at NuBody NuSkin 2. Pay R129 for a manicure with gel or acrylic overlays OR pay R99 for a fish nibble treatment on hands and feet OR pay R75 for a pedicure at Le Fish Spa save up to 57% 3. Pay R55 for two “The Nosh” Burgers at Incredible Nosh, valued at R110 save 50% 4. Pay R350 for a romantic gourmet picnic for two with picnic basket, blanket and roses from DialaPicnic, valued at R700 save 50% 5. Pay R450 for a funfilled family photo shoot worth R900 at Memories of Africa save 50% Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R299 for the BoKaap Cooking Tour experience, including traditional cooking lesson and sitdown meals, valued at R600 save 50% 2. Pay R5825 for a 5night stay for up to 6 people at Alpine Heath Resort, valued at R11,650 save 50% 3. Pay R229 instead of R585 for a manicure, pedicure, Indian scalp massage and either a back and neck hot stone massage OR a Vitaderm rejuvenating facial at Oayssis Hair and Beauty Bar save 61% 4. Pay R120 for a delicious Sunday buffet at Sinovuyo on Route 304, valued at R300 save 60% 5. Pay R114 for a full LomiLomi massage or R171 for a Holistic full body massage or R245 for a Rejuvenation facial, bamboo back massage and hydrating hand and foot wrap at Umhlanga Holistic Health and Beauty Save 62% Similar deals from this merchant Pay R1400 for an Opalescence homewhitening treatment kit, dental examination and digital xrays from Melrose Medical and Dental Centre, valued at R3000 save 53%
Pay R1400 for an Opalescence home-whitening treatment kit, dental examination and digital xrays from Melrose Medical and Dental Centre, valued at R3000 (save 53%)
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In a Nutshell
Save up to 53% on an Opalescence home-whitening treatment kit, dental examination and digital xrays Whiter teeth in 7 to 14 days Safe and comfortable home treatment Trays can be kept for touch-ups Custom made trays Sticky, viscous formula stays in tray and doesn’t leach out
The Fine Print
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