Considering the depths of human creativity, it’s no wonder people love making comparisons. Muscles can be compared to a revolving door or a kid riding a tricycle for the first time; all of them require a bit of a push when they stiffen up. Keep things moving and save up to 83% on a onehour back massage for one or two people at Absolute Signature. Pay R99 for one person, valued at R450 Pay R149 for two people, valued at R900 While it’s fine to say that the human body is like a potato and needs to be properly fluffed and buttered to achieve the desired consistency, one must wonder how easy it is to reach this point. Of course, while you could steam yourself and ask someone to randomly mash your limbs, it’s probably a better idea to leave your federation in the capable hands of Absolute Signature’s highly professional and experienced stressslayers. Alleviating the aches and general knots, kinks and tensions that seem to accumulate in your back no matter how calm you are, the nimble fingers of Absolute Signature’s therapists are better than an entire battalion of riot police when it comes to mollifying mutinous muscles. Using just the right amount of pressure and a slick knowledge of strokes, they take care of all the hard work while you lay back and soak up the soothing atmosphere and marvel at how something as simple as a back massage can be better than getting to an amusement park and finding that there are no queues. All Groupon vouchers Wellness Massage Back And Neck Massage Massage Parlour Wellness Johannesburg Massage Johannesburg Back and neck massage Johannesburg Massage parlour Johannesburg Further deals in this category 1. Save up to 55% on Beef Fillet or Rump for two or four people at Roberto’s Signature Restaurant 2. Pay R399 for a portable WOWee ONE Gel Speaker, available in black and chrome, white and chrome or basic black, valued at R699 Save 43% 3. Pay R115 for an antiaging facial, thirtyminute back, neck and shoulder massage and a lash and brow tint or Indian head massage at Beauty Spot, Walmer, valued at R290 save 60% 4. Pay R99 for a luxurious mini manicure and a pedicure at Sassy Unique Skincare, valued at R250 Save 60% 5. Save up to 60% on a Patricia Clarke anticellulite, firming and contouring wrap with express manicures or pedicures at Belleza Perfecta Slimming Spa Further deals in this city 1. Save up to 60% on a 350g rump or sirloin steak with chips and onion rings for one, two or four people at Central Grill and Cocktail House 2. Save up to 60% on a scale, polish and dental checkup with optional microabrasion at Hyde Park Dentist 3. Save up to 65% on a choice of massages for one or two people at Skin and Body Matters 4. Save up to 55% on a gourmet hamburger and chips for one, two or four people at L’il Angels Cafe 5. Save up to 75% on unlimited use of a Tan Can for 12 months, with the option to add a onceoff nail paint and pedicure at Beauty We Go Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R119 for a twocourse meal for two people at The Brazen Head, valued at R238 Save 50% 2. Save up to 65% on a delicious pasta meal for two or four people at Rococo Lounge 3. Save up to 70% on pampering treatments for one or two people at Indulge Aesthetics Beauty 4. Pay R209 for a DiCAPac WPi10 waterproof iPhone case available in four colours, and a WP560 multiuse waterproof case, valued at R419 save 50% 5. Save up to 60% on various holistic health analysis packages from Rory Jean Jacques Further deals in other categories 1. Save up to 65% on a starter platter, a main meal and any dessert or cappuccino for one, two or four people at 2 Thai 4 2. Pay R198 for a romantic dinner for two at 4 Corners Restaurant, valued at R440 save 55% 3. Save up to 70% on an abseiling course for one or two people with Soul Adventures 4. Save up to 62% on a major or minor service for your car at Car Worx 5. Save up to 70% on two, four or ten fullbody massage sessions at Orange Skin Body Massage Studio
Save up to 83% on a one-hour back massage for one or two people at Absolute Signature
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In a Nutshell
Save up to 83% on a one-hour back massage for one or two people Highly trained and friendly therapists Chic and soothing atmosphere Shrug off stress with a bit of pampering Ideal as a gift
The Fine Print
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