Male bonding sessions are traditionally testosteronefuelled forums for frequent burping from mouth and posterior, honouring the offensive stench of cave dwellers past, brief verbal freedom from the republic of marriage, and feasting on steak. Steak separates the boys from the men, so when you treat your man to this carnivorous meal, you’re saying, “You’re the man, the guy”. Show him that his dudeness rocks, and treat him to a 250g club steak with chips, onion rings and salad at The office, for R32. An appetizing meltinyourmouth steak is rare to find, so when you discover one you should have it branded, bronzed and mounted. Thankfully, The Office consistently makes saporous steak, which means you can stop looking for a Taxidermist, and applaud the meaty fare on offer. Savour a 250g whopper prepared by big chefs with oodles of experience. They’ll grill your steak until the true flavour shows itself, and the consistency bows to the superiority of butter. Chips, onion rings and salad accompany this delectable dish, also making it the bestdressed steak in a perfect setting. Owned by Waldi Schwartz, The Office is an intimate neighbourhood restaurant with a warm social ambience creating a dynamic setting in which to enjoy your meal. The restaurant is classically elegant, making it ideal for business meetings during the day and perfect for socialising in the evening. Local music artists feature from time to time lifting your spirits and making your visit groovy. For guys who don’t have ladies to treat them to this wicked deal, buy Groupons for your friends, take them to The Office and bond, but please reserve bonding traditions for the trappings of Mother Nature. Food for thought In Ancient Egypt King Nebuchadnezzar forbade his army any meat. They could only eat Spinach pancakes because King N. really loved Olive Oil and believed that by feeding spinach to his military, they could defeat Popeye and King N. would win Olive Oil’s heart. Vouchers from Groupon Restaurant Restaurant Coupons Restaurant Deals Further deals in this category 1. Pay R119 for two people and eat as much as you like at Cesco’s in Kelvin, valued at R360 save 67% 2. Pay R47.50 for any signature lunch menu item up to the value of R95, including a Ceres sparkling juice at The Local Grill save 50% 3. Pay R69 for two steak, egg and chips meals at The Hangar, valued at R138 save 50% 4. Pay R95 for 12 oysters and two glasses of Dieu Donne MCC at Le Coq, valued at R220 save 57% 5. Pay R10 for an artisinal coffee at TRUTH Further deals in this city 1. Pay R299 for a halfday spa experience for 1 person OR R499 for a halfday spa experience for 2 people at YUKON Day Spa save up to 80% 2. Pay R140 for two 300g sirloin Café de Paris steaks with chips and vegetables at Al’s Place, valued at R280 save 50% 3. Pay R99 for an aromatherapy full body massage at Elements Day Spa, valued at R260 save 62% 4. Pay R120 instead of R490 for a cut, blow dry and 15 foils at Dunelle Hair and Beauty save 76% 5. Pay R560 for a Brazilian blow dry OR R250 for a full head tint at Salon Desiré save up to 63% Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R196.50 instead of R655 for a full makeup consultation and application for one person, followed by a professional photo shoot for up to ten people with Max Studios save 70% 2. Pay R135 for a 60minute full body massage OR pay R299 for a couple’s full body massage and a 250ml bottle of sparkling wine and a 200ml bottle of massage oil at Kaleidolife save up to 60% 3. Save up to 65% on a French acrylic nails plus one set of fills OR a cut, Greenlight moisture treatment and blow at Vibrant Hair Studio 4. Get your taxes done by Solace Consulting for R240 save 60% 5. Save up to 60% on a RégimA Exfoliating Enzyme facial or a manicure and pedicure at Stellenbosch Endermologie and Skin Clinic Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R99 for a 20page A5 photobook with photos accessed directly from your Facebook account including delivery, valued at R270 2. Pay R175 for R350 ticket towards any Feiyue purchase at www.selectedonline.co.za save 50% 3. Pay R65 for a ticket to see The Chilli Boy at The Fringe, Joburg Theatre, valued at R130 save 50% 4. Pay R199 for a Mental Detox homekit course, including a free ebook from Mental Detox save 70% 5. Pay R119 for two hilarious South African humour books, valued at R240 save 50%
Pay R32 for a 250g club steak with chips, onion rings and salad at The Office, valued at R65.95 (save 51%)
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In a Nutshell
Save 51% on a 250g club steak with chips, onion rings and salad at The Office Ideal as a gift of pure protein Upmarket ambience
The Fine Print
Booking essential: 083 255 4471 Groupon redeemable only during lunch hours: Monday to Saturday, 12:00 to 15:00 Groupon only issued and valid once deal closes at midnight Groupon redeemable for 1 month Groupon redeemable at the pub only Redemption only on presentation of printed Groupon Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.