Other than hairdwelling spiders and the destruction of the selftanning industry, there is one other thing that the modern woman fears more than anything else – dieting. Notorious for causing mental breakdowns, outofcontrol fried chicken binges and generally being as evil as a killer clown, put a stop to devilish diets and lose weight the easy way when you save up to 65% on slimming Lipomassage sessions at Cynique’s Brazilian Beauty Spa. Pay R150 for one lipomassage session, valued at R300 Pay R360 for three lipomassage sessions, valued at R900 Pay R630 for six lipomassage sessions, valued at R1800 If you’re looking to distance yourself from a patch of particularly chummy cellulite, Cynique’s Brazilian Beauty Spa is the ideal place to breakoff that toxic relationship. Said to have been sent cellulitesmiting super powers by the Alliance of Angels against Cellulite, the beauty therapists at Cynique’s know just how to break down the orangepeel effect and other fatty ‘friends’ with their magical manual lipomassage. Using the power of their manual massagers and a collection of magical creams, lie back and relax as the beauty therapist go to work on your problem areas with a deep massage; using precise pressure and stimulation to break down fat accumulation and promote lymph drainage and collagen stimulation. With guaranteed results after an average of six sessions, watch in awe as your orangepeel nemesis is left running to the hills in hefty horror and your everpersistent problem areas disappear before your eyes. Weightless fact While trying to fix a faulty satellite, a couple of astronauts interrupted a signal that seemed to be coming from Mars. The conversation recorded documents the weightloss secrets of the extraterrestrials and how they use chicken broth to rid themselves of cellulite. Groupon coupon Beauty Weight Loss Losing Weight Wellness Massage Massage Parlour Johannesburg Beauty Weight loss Johannesburg Losing weight Johannesburg Wellness Johannesburg Massage Johannesburg Massage parlour Johannesburg Further deals in this category 1. Pay R549 for a Global Keratin Brazilian blow dry at Maverick Hair, valued at R1600 save 65% 2. Pay R165 for a Studio 59 Special at Studio 59, valued at R550 save 70% 3. Pay R600 for six IPL hairremoval sessions for underarms at Absolute Beauty, valued at R2400 save 75% 4. Pay R310 instead of R620 for a L’Oreal, Redken or Matrix colour and cut at Headway save 50% 5. Pay R99 for a L’Oreal hair treatment and blowdry at The Girlz@86, valued at R240 save 59% Further deals in this city 1. Pay R200 for a delicious seafood platter for two at Pigalle save up to 60% 2. Pay R140 instead of R350 for lunch and a quad bike ride OR 50ball paintball game at Mogale Country Lodge save 60% 3. Pay R99 instead of R265 for a wash, cut and set at P.S. Hair Solutions save 63% 4. Pay R350 for a RegimA Ultimate Rejuvenation treatment manicure at Skinatomy Aesthetic Clinic total value R725 5. Pay R65 for a oneonone Pilates class OR pay R80 for the same class in the comfort of your home with Pilates 2 Go save 72% Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R175 for an Ultrasound Liposuction at LipoTech, valued at R500 save 65% 2. Pay R34 for a healthy wrap and medium smoothie at Boost Juice save 50% 3. Pay R250 for a ladies cut, blow dry and treatment valued at R649 at Five on Main save 61% 4. Pay R190 instead of R395 for a Lamelle revitalising treatment at The Health and Skin Care Clinic save 52% 5. Pay R99 for a R200 voucher OR R250 for a R500 voucher OR R500 for a R1000 voucher from Fanatix Sports save up to 51% Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R99 for a 20page OR R169 for a 40page A5 softcover Photobook from Imagine Books save up to 65% 2. Pay R69 for a full adventure ticket from Ratanga Junction Theme Park value R142 3. Pay R199 per person for a one night stay at Sondela Country House, valued at R1750 save 89% 4. Pay R1200 instead of R2400 for two nights’ accommodation and breakfast for two people at The Paarl Boutique Hotel save 50% 5. A MONTH OF UNLIMITED YOGA CLASSES FOR ONLY R295 value R590
Save up to 65% on slimming Lipomassage sessions at Cynique’s Brazilian Beauty Spa
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In a Nutshell
Valid for 3 months Booking essential and subject to availability: 078 747 7548 One Groupon per person; available as gifts Valid Monday to Friday Lipomassage is a manual hands-on massage; no use of equipment Only valid once deal closes Picture displayed is just a representation Terms & Conditions apply
The Fine Print
Save up to 65% on Lipomassage sessions Targets specific problem areas and reduces appearance of cellulite Manual hands-on massage that breaks down fat cells Lose inches in a few sessions and improve lymphatic drainage and long term collagen stimulation Qualified beauty spa with friendly and professional beauty therapists Ideal as a gift Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.