For years, mankind has been attempting to harness the bronzing, fiery essence of the sun because they simply refuse to cycle between pale and summerskinned based on the whim of an inanimate solar system. This often ends with disastrous consequences, the resulting disappointment of which often leads to tantrum throwing, excessive scowling and knotted muscles. Find the solution to both problems at Chameleon Wellness and save up to 55% on a That’So Suntan spray or a massage. When it’s skin the pale colour of a fish’s soft underbelly that’s getting you down, the simplest solution this side of lazing about in the sun all day is That’So Suntan spray; the innovative and modern answer to sunless tanning. The two biggest problems with some types of fauxsun are well known the distinctive and more than rather unpleasant smell and the horrible tendency they have of leaving your skin the mottled colour of a peeled carrot. One of the first products on the market that promises the sunkissed look without offering blocked pores as an added extra, That’So gives you the beauty of bronzed skin and lets you care for it in the same instant. Finish off with thirty minute massage and a fiveminute Tan Can session and the only thing that’ll stop you looking like you just stepped off a plane from the Caribbean will be your lack of lei. If you’re one of the lucky ones who’s just naturally tanned or doesn’t turn a stunning shade of lobster in the sun, leave the tanning and go straight for the massage. Each of the three massages offers their own specific brand of benefits and relaxation. Hot Stones all but melt muscles into butter, giving you that warm and cosy drifting off into space feeling and allowing for deeper pressure while the Swedish is the type of massage you’re thinking about when you hear massage. Even the Sports massage will leave your muscles without any protestations about how they’re treated. Whatever mutinies they might be putting up, whether it’s knots and kinks or general stiffness, smooth strokes from trained hands can sort it out quicker than policemen at a riot. SunSoaked Fact In Amsterdam, Tulipvendors stumbled upon an ingenious method of selftanning. When looking for ways to ensure their tulips got enough sunshine in the harsh months of winter, they invented a type of electric wand which generates safe UV rays. Simply by pointing this stick, nicknamed ‘Harry’s Wand’ at yourself, you can be a perfect shade of bronze within 20 seconds. Groupon vouchers Beauty Tanning Salon Tanning Shop Spray Tanning Wellness Massage Massage Parlour Cape Winelands Beauty Tanning Cape Winelands Tanning shop Cape Winelands Spray tan Cape Winelands Wellness Cape Winelands Massage Cape Winelands Massage parlour Cape Winelands Further deals in this category 1. Pay R200 for a full colour or highlights, a cut and a blow dry or flat iron worth R500, at Hair Spa save 64% 2. Pay R199 for a full set of acrylic or gel nails and a full body hot stone massage OR a deep cleansing facial and a full body hot stone massage at Top Coat Nails and Beauty save up to 69% 3. Pay R799 instead of R2800 for a Brazilian Blow Out at Ellis Company save 71% 4. Pay R210 for a laser skin tightening treatment for your face worth R420 at LaserClear Dermal Clinic save 50% 5. Pay R230 for a manicure and pedicure at Beautiful You Health and Beauty Clinic, valued at R460 save 50% Further deals in this city 1. Pay R12.43 for one scoop of icecream OR R17.50 for two scoops OR R19.90 for three scoops at Gelato Mania, Greenpoint Save up to 60% 2. Pay R69 instead of R150 for a 400g Angus sirloin paired with a glass of wine at Café Dijon save 54% 3. Pay R299 for a Dermalogica facial, lash and brow tint and shape and a RegimA manicure or pedicure at Stellenbosch Endermologie and Skin Clinic, valued at R600 save 50% 4. Pay R15 for a City or Country Breakfast OR for a bacon and avo grilled chicken burger, valued at R30 at Feathers save 50% 5. Pay R119 for 1 month OR pay R209 for 2 months of Tai Chi classes at I am well save up to 65% Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R119 for two people and eat as much as you like at Cesco’s in Kelvin, valued at R360 save 67% 2. Pay R95 for two freerange grained 250g sirloin steaks with Béarnaise sauce, stirfry veggies and chips and a wine tasting for two at Morgenhof Estate, valued at R190 save 50%. 3. Pay R499 for a Keratin hair smoothing treatment, valued at R1200 at Dione Lifestyle save 63% 4. Pay R99 for an Aromatherapy full body massage worth R220 at Skin Beauty Skin Clinic save 55% 5. Pay R45 for a pair of midi fishnet pantyhose and a pair of fine mesh fishnet pantyhose at Osiris, valued at R100 save 55% Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R365 instead of R911 for a Women’s Day treat package a full body massage, hand, foot, neck and shoulder massage and 30minute relaxation with tea and a muffin at Hands on Retreat save 60% 2. Pay R37.50 for an entrance ticket to this year’s exciting Rand Show save 50% 3. Pay R300 for a 1hour hot stone massage and 1hour head, neck and shoulder massage with Rilassante Mobile Spa, valued at R750 save 60% 4. Pay R50 for a ticket to see Kiss of the Spider Woman at the Joburg Theatre, valued at R100 save 50% 5. Pay R175 for a 30minute photo shoot OR R299 for a 1hour photo shoot, each including edited images on CD, at Buzzwinx Photography save up to 70%
Pay R325 for a That’So Suntan Spray, half-hour massage and five-minute Tan Can session OR R89 for a half-hour Hot Stone, Swedish or Sports massage at Chameleon Wellness (save up 55%)
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In a Nutshell
Save up to 55% on a That’So Suntan spray or a massage Healthier than a real tan Professional and relaxing environment Friendly yet professional therapists No orange palms or streaky skin Perfect for a weekend away or special event Relaxing massage Ideal as a gift
The Fine Print
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