There’s nothing worse than being unprepared for summer and suddenly being thrust into bikinibaring territory. There’s always that slowmotion moment as you remove your sarong and silently curse yourself for eating so many buttered croissants; then realise that your skin is pale enough to cause some serious damage to those not wearing UV protected sunglasses. Before you try to disguise yourself as a beached whale, grope around for today’s Groupon one session of Cold Laser Lipo for R210 or 10 sunbed sessions for R99 at Laser Lipo Clinic. Don’t be so harsh on yourself; rather fix what can be fixed with Laser Lipo Clinic’s special Groupon deal. As a possessor of one of earth’s wonders, the Cold Laser Lipo machine, the Laser Lipo Clinic is the answer to all your croissantrelated regrets. Cold Laser Lipo is the latest noninvasive slimming and body contouring treatment to wash up on SA’s bikinibodied shores; giving those with persistent puppyfat pouches a whambamthankyouma’am sendoff. The procedure is designed to reduce levels of unwanted fat by means of a laser which emits low levels of laser energy creating a chemical signal in the fat cells and breaking them down to reveal a slimmer you. If you’ve got the bod and now you want the bronze, Laser Lipo Clinic is offering sunbed sessions that’ll take you from snow white to tanned temptress in 10 sessions. With quality sunbeds for your comfort and convenience, count each session as a bit of “me time” while turning yourself from pale fail to bronzed goddess. Fatty fact The oldest recorded slimming programme was formulated by a fishmonger’s wife when she used the fish he caught to slap at her stomach fat, slowly breaking down fatty deposits and resulting in gradual weight loss. All Groupon coupons Beauty Tanning Salon Solarium Tanning Shop Weight Loss Losing Weight Pretoria Beauty Tanning Pretoria Solarium Pretoria Tanning shop Pretoria Weight loss Pretoria Losing weight Pretoria Further deals in this category 1. Save up to 70% on Laser Lipo sessions for men or women from Strawberry Laser Lipo 2. Pay R135 instead of R270 for a Dermalogica® deep cleansing facial, face mapping, neck, scalp and shoulder massage at Studio Serenity save 50% 3. Pay R445 and get a R985 smile with a foot reflexology treatment from Suntra Spa save 55% 4. Pay R299 for one week’s supply of Cambridge Weight Plan® foods and a consultation with ongoing support, valued at R695 save 57% 5. Save up to 62% on lash extensions and permanent eyeliner at Linda van Niekerk Skin and Laser Clinic Further deals in this city 1. Pay R145 for a French manicure and pedicure with French gel overlays at La Lah Nails, valued at R490 save 70% 2. Pay R135 for two ‘venison of the day’ at Cynthia’s Indigo Moon, valued at R290 save 53% 3. Pay R165 for a 5 course meal worth R330 at Lombardy Restaurant save 50% 4. Pay R300 for one VelaShape II session at Body Sculpting Medical Spa, valued at R1000 save 70% 5. Sandton Pay R800 for a onenight stay for two people at Times Square Executive Suites, valued at R1600 save 50% Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R1232 for 1 MS66 Nelson Mandela Coin OR pay R2240 for 2 OR pay R2940 for 3 2. Pay R299 for a one night stay for two people, including continental breakfast at Calissa Lodge, valued at R684 Save 56% 3. Pay R215 for Eric Lanlard’s ‘Home Bake’ OR pay R230 for Jamie Oliver’s ‘Jamie Does’ save 43% 4. Pay R2410 per person for a two night stay OR pay R4820 per person for a four night stay including meals and game drives at Tuli Safari Lodge Botswana save 50% 5. Save up to 55% on pizzas with three toppings of your choice at La Pineta Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R2400 per person sharing for a threenight safari experience with dinner, bed and brunch at Wilderness Adventures Pafuri Camp, valued at R4800 save 50% 2. Light up your Christmas Pay R499 for a Laserpod, valued at R799 3. Pay R130 for 18 holes of golf for two people and extras at Wagner’s Golf Academy, valued at R260 save 50% 4. Pay R950 for two night’s accommodation for two people in the luxury Aqua Dreams guesthouse, valued at R1900 save 50% 5. Save up to 73% on up to six months of access to Computers 4 Kids and enjoy edutainment for the whole family
Pay R210 for one session of Cold Laser Lipo, valued at R500 OR pay R99 for 10 sunbed sessions, valued at R250 at Laser lipo Clinic (save up to 60%)
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In a Nutshell
Save up to 60% on laser lipo OR sunbed sessions Pay R210 for one session of Cold Laser Lipo treatment OR Pay R99 for 10 sunbed sessions Get your body ready for summer Pain free and non-invasive treatment No recovery time or unsightly scarring Ideal as a gift
The Fine Print
Groupon redeemable for 3 months Groupon only issued and valid once deal closes Redemption only on presentation of individual printed Groupon(s) Booking essential: 082 456 6240 One Groupon per person per visit One Groupon per person Multiples available as gifts Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.