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Pay R99 for a weight-loss workshop OR add a one-month unlimited ladies-only gym membership for R128 at The Weightloss Coach (save up to 80%)
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In a Nutshell
Save up to 80% on a weight-loss workshop for men or women OR weight-loss workshop and a one-month unlimited ladies-only gym membership Weight-loss workshop for men and women is valued at R395 (save 75%) Weight-loss workshop and ladies only gym membership is valued at R644 (save 80%) Learn how to manage your weight Gain insight to healthier living Lose weight without pills or yo-yo dieting Get fit Professional coaches and trainers
The Fine Print
Groupon redeemable for 4 months Booking essential and subject to availability: 021 802 1333 Workshop takes place Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday Workshop registration at 18:30 and starts at 19:00 Gym hours: Monday to Friday, 7:00 to 19:00; Saturday, 9:00 to 13:00 Groupon only issued and valid once deal closes Redemption only on presentation of individual printed Groupon(s) The picture displayed is just a representation Terms & Conditions Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.