According to physicist Sir Isaac Newton, space is absolute, meaning it exists permanently and freely. Newton obviously never tried to unsuccessfully shove Rudolph the rednose reindeer and the rest of the Christmas decorations into the garage. In fact, he probably only had some apples, a horse and an extensive wig collection. If you are in desperate need of some serious space today’s Groupon with StorAge is the perfect solution from R450 for 3 months. StorAge offers total solution packages for household, business and student storage and also provides various sized boxes. You will be able to store everything from the love songs you penned in your emophase, to that treadmill gathering an impressive cobweb collection of its own after your shortlived Rocky experience. Unfortunately, that eye of the tiger was a bit more meerkat. For three months you will be free to move around in your home without having to don protective gear or wear safety boots before braving the kitchen for a midnight snack. StorAge also offers various storage room sizes from 3 SQ M for R450 up to 24 SQ M for R1899. You could even rent out some space and finally fulfil your dream of swimming in a room full of money like Scrooge McDuck. If the need strikes to use some tinsel and fake snow in June, you can easily pop down to StorAge and have access to your goods 24 hours, 7 days a week. Goods are stored under the watchful eye of tight security, including CCTV cameras and electric fencing these sensei’s of storage don’t mess around. Your extra furniture will practically beg you to place them in StorAge, if furniture could talk or people could speak upholster. StorAge also offers insurance on your goods so leaving your valuables in their capable hands will give you peace of mind, less stress and less battle scars from banging into stuff, will lead to a happier more radiantlooking you. Spacey Fact Legend says Batman used storage in Gotham City to grow the roses he used to woo ladies. He would hand it to them with a kiss on the cheek and then disappear into the dark night. This is also where the Seal song ‘Kiss from a rose’ originated. However, Seal apparently prefers tulips. 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Save up to 67% on one of five different storage space sizes for three months at Stor-Age
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In a Nutshell
Save up to 67% on one of five storage space sizes for three months Pay R450 for 3 SQ M; R799 for 9 SQ M; R999 for 12 SQ M; R1280 for 18 SQ M; R1899 for 24 SQ M. Free van service Same day move in
The Fine Print
Groupon redeemable for up to 3 months Groupon only issued and valid once deal closes Redemption only on presentation of individual printed Groupon (s) Subject to availability If no vacancies at branch of choice, you will be referred to the next closest branch Standard Terms and Conditons apply A deposit of one months lease rate is required Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.