Unlike trendy crumpledpaper background textures, celluliteholding skin not ironed out smoothly is as uncool as finding the last bit of milk in the work refrigerator yay and then realising it’s sour awww. Straighten out your skin with today’s Groupon ten slimming and toning sessions and two dream weigh body wraps for R599 at Umhlanga Holistic Health and Beauty. When winter deviously makes you pack on extra padding, it neglects to tell you that after the cold subsides, you’ll eventually have to take it all off if you want to avoid looking like the giant marshmallow badguy in Ghostbusters. However, when the padding becomes one with your body, chances of it giving itself up willingly are as slim as a European supermodel, which is why professionals are sought out for their expertise. Headlining the show for spectacular slimming and toning treatments is Umhlanga Holistic Health and Beauty’s wellness sessions and their team of ridiculously good professional body handlers. Situated in the heart of Umhlanga, the spa boasts a tranquil yet informative atmosphere where patients are encouraged to put their best foot forward and leave their extra packaging 100 steps behind. Groupon clasped firmly in your hand, the spa’s slimming and toning sessions will shape and transform your body into a better version of itself with quality products and a “let it go” attitude. By combining the use of heat wraps and toning, the treatment encourages centimetre loss off your body cellulite while toning the muscles for a more refined look. While these sessions ensure you shed your winter worries, the dream weigh body wraps speeds up the process, dismantling fat cells permanently. Similar to hands on the contents of a tub of play dough, each 45minute session will mould you perfectly, shedding up to two centimetres in the process. Body slimmed and toned and the equivalent of “beachready”, your bathing costume will beckon a fitting, while your air conditioner plays along to a sunny Christmas in July setting. Slimming Fact In an old brochure on one of those London buses, a small blurb highlights the pros and cons of swinging on a tyre swing. One of the pros is that if pushed at least 250 metres high, the adrenaline rush in the person on board reaches levels so high that centimetres are likely to be lost. All Groupon vouchers Healthcare Healthy Healthy Living Healthcare Durban Healthy Durban Healthy living Durban Further deals in this category 1. Pay R125 for live and dry blood test analysis at Ozone Colonics, valued at R350 save 64% 2. Pay R399 for a dental examination, xray and session with an oral hygienist at Waterfront Dental Practice, valued at R818 save 51% 3. Pay R50 for an eye test at Virtual Vision Optometrists, valued at R250 save 80% 4. Pay R99 for a download of ten tracks, including five meditation techniques and a breathing technique from Arjuna Healing Centre, valued at R495 save 80% 5. Pay R95 for reflexology or add a back massage for R165 or add a back massage and Reiki crystal therapy for R220 at Soft Touch Wellbeing save up to 60% Further deals in this city 1. Pay R71 for two 200g rump steaks and a draught, cool drink or a glass of house wine for each person at the Jackie Horner Pub Grill, valued at R178 save 60% 2. Pay R21 for a delicious savoury pancake meal to the value of R52 at The View Pancake Café save 60% 3. Pay R125 instead of R250 for a manicure, pedicure and neck and shoulder massage at Beauty Beyond save 50% 4. Pay R99 for one month of hot Bikram Yoga with Indian Ocean Yoga, valued at R450 save 78% 5. Pay R495 for a cut, scalp massage and hair treatment, a half a head of highlights or a full tint and a blow wave, plus a mini manicure and pedicure at Lime Juice, valued at R1100 save 55% Further deals in South Africa 1. Pay R179 for a spa relaxing treatment with a Soft Laser facial treatment and a Hot Stone back and neck massage at Placecol, valued at R525 save 66% 2. Pay R85 for a 60 minute hot stone massage worth R290 at Bio Technics save 71% 3. Pay R99 and get R300 off any tattoo or outline of a small or medium tattoo at Emerald Rain Tattoos save 67% 4. Pay R499 instead of R1600 for an Original Brazilian Blow Dry by Inoar at Sculptures Hair Design save 69% 5. Pay R69 for a back massage OR R112 for a back massage and a mini facial at Classique Hair and Beauty save up to 65% Further deals in other categories 1. Pay R720 instead of R1440 for a Two Oceans flight package and City Sightseeing full day bus ticket with Cape Town Helicopters save 50% 2. Pay R245 for a 2 hour introductory kite surfing lesson at Surfstore Africa save 50% 3. Save up to 67% on a genuine, handmade oil painting of your favourite photo OR from the catalogue at DocoArt.com 4. Pay R290 for 3 month subscription unlimited access to learn French online with Frenchteaching.com, valued at R967 save 70% 5. Save up to 50% on a normal or VIP ticket to see Judge Jules live at Trinity Night Club
Pay R599 instead of R1300 for ten slimming and toning sessions and two dream weigh body wraps at Umhlanga Holistic Health and Beauty (save 54%)
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In a Nutshell
Save 54% on ten slimming and toning sessions and two dream weigh body wraps Centimetre loss guaranteed Rejuvenating treatment Shed your winter weight Ideal as a gift
The Fine Print
Booking essential: 0315848066 Groupon redeemable Monday to Friday , 8:30 to 16:30; Saturday, 8:30 to 15:00 Groupon redeemable for 3 months Groupon only valid and issued once deal closes Redemption only on presentation of individual printed Groupon(s) Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.